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"Madness you say! Do you fear me? Are you afraid of what I might do, what I might say? What a fascinating reaction. Don't you find it somewhat encumbering?"
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Exp. Points: 910 / 1,110
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Voting Pow.: 5.18 votes
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Flash Reviews: 20
Music Reviews: 2
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I I absolutely loved it. I mean the puzzles where unprecedented, but I truly enjoyed completing them.
And you, Vizzer, seem to miss the point completely. The game has its ups and downs regarding what you call "substance,"-
One level you walk into conveniently placed spikes, another you try to finger out complex puzzles-and it is a learning experience. From witch I feel like I know a little more. Now it isn't going to teach you trigonometry, but I'm definitely going to check the walls for an exit in a similar game (Or press K...ha). And regarding your comment ("and if this entertained you then you really need to read a book or get smarter or something.") I do not know about me being "smart", but I read constantly, so you really shouldn't stereotype.
What I'm trying to say is, Awesome game
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For what it is, It's a wonderful game. excellent graphics, art, and characters;
It's hard to find any thing wrong with the game, except maybe how repetitive
it is, but the mild comedy usually takes care of that.
To sum it all up with the upmost brevity, here's my rateings,
with a score out of three
graphics:3
audio/music:3
art:3 (loved the sword design by the way)
All together 5/5 10/10
Also I thought it was cool (for lack of a better word) of you to make the girls just get pushed out of the screen instead of being chopped up.
I didn't know how to say that with out being weird, but there, said It.
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Congratulations, I think you finally managed to make me go completely and utterly insane; some of you're you're other work was disturbing, but this far surpasses
them in visuals and emotional trauma (of course I mean that in the least insulting way possible).I mean the dog licked his tumor,what the heck? Then of course he subsequently beheaded the dog... I hope my dog isn't offended if I stay away from him for a while.
Anyway
5\5 10\10
6 for graphics
4 for going up a level on the wrong meter
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..Is that what its like being insane?
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5/5 hope you pass
Author's Response:
Thanks man!
so it passed!
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2.27! I thought it was hilarious! No it wasn't flashy, they where basically pictures, but 2.27!!!! On a lighter note, where your podcast? do you type in metal gear in to tunes or what?
Author's Response:
you can go to http://closingtime.podbean.com and subscribe there for itunes.
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But that was pretty freaking funny.
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One thing bothered me, there beating the the living crap out of each other and there's like classical gas or something in the background. shouldn't it be something more...I don't know...aggressive?
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you should of made light come at the end and kill everyone.
Author's Response:
kickass idea!!!!!! maybe for my next one!!!!
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THIS is why I joined newgrounds! not moronic jokes about testicles or games where you blow peoples faces off, this is something with meaning,emotion, not just mindless killing. Also you made me feel bad I love metal, listen to it all the time and that's what put him out of business. You should of used rap...
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